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WTF is Terpene Infusion?

The smell of a fresh toke of grass

Terpenes are natural compounds that give plants their distinct aroma. Our tequila cocktail is infused with the grassier and most distinct herbaceous aroma of all: a puff of pot. And though it won’t give you the munchies or red eyes, your sense of smell will never believe our drink is THC- and CBD-free. But don’t worry, if you’re looking for a hit, our flavors pack a punch.