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A poly-hyphenate drink
for poly-hyphenate people.

El Hempe is made for the streetwise intellectuals, the thirsty minds, fluid in their styles, their ideas, their opinions, their identities and relationships. Those who are unapologetically undefinable, just like our interesting mix of flavors. A passionate and artsy bunch of poly-hyphenates who are comfortable in the saddle of eccentric. A group of people who know that the more hyphens they have, the more interesting they are.

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